The McBergenstein Family Tree

The Mcbergensteins have one of the most confusing family trees. Here it is

Tinious is the father to Pastor John, Zejew, and Blar. However, Pastor Johns mother is Zejew, meaning his mother is his sister and mother. Blar is married to Pope Marvin. Zejew is also married to Flabe, but isnt married at all because Flabe is passed around, so Zejew is somehow married to her dad Tinious and is also his daughter, birthing Pastor John and Blar, and also being their siblings. To make matters worse, Tinious is also the father of Grem Grems, but cheated on Zejew with Jewula C. Schlenton, a Jewish schlenton, but at the same time, Zejew is Grem Grems mother. How it works? Jewish Kabbalah magic. Well, that may be incorrect. No one knows. It's hard to say.