The Enslavement of Russia

Predicted to happen sometime this year, the enslavement of Russia is a prophesied event as described by I Will Be Called Poop and in Dimonds Prophecy, and even in The Rattlebeani Intervention.

It is described that St. Hitler will gain access to the Soul Cairn by an unknown means, perhaps by half soul trapping himself, and take a sort of half-physical, half-ethereal form in the world, granting him immense powers. However, without the Soul Conduit in Russia being activated, he cannot enter the mortal realm or do anything physical.

It is stated in I Will Be Called Poop that St. Hitler will send an expedition of Novus Ordo soldiers led by Oskar Dirlewanger into the outskirts of Moscow to search for the conduit. Upon finding it in an ancient Proto-Slavic ruin dating from millions of years ago, they will activate it, causing the monolith to emerge from the surface and a rift to the soul cairn to open.

With this, St. Hitler in his ethereal state can enter the mortal plane of existence and activate the monolith and will trap the Ideal Masters (highly recommend reading page for context), which will systematically target any living being with a soul and trap them in the soul cairn, effectively annihilating the Russian population and reducing the country to a barren wasteland, with this all happening in a bright flash of light all Russians will be extinct and stuck in soul gems.

With this power, St. Hitler will have taken the power from the Ideal Masters ruling the Soul Cairn and will personally be draining the mortal essence of the Russians until there is nothing left of them except for their souls, which he cannot extract. But even still, the power from this will make him immensely powerful, more powerful than some peacelords. However, most of the energy he takes is considered to be in the Lesser or Petty category and has little effect on him, which will cause him to hunt for several people with grand souls to soul trap so that his power can know no limits.

Thanks to the book The Rattlebeani Intervention, written by a member of the Novus Ordo, Cardinal Alfredo Silus Ramsbottom, we may know how St. Hitler activates his power.

As we understand, the Ideal Masters, who were an ancient band of necromancers, had attained such immense power that they essentially created a new seperate realm, and became non coporeal beings, read their page. It is believed that by some means of half soul trapping himself, St. Hitler will enter the soul cairn and by using a form of extreme Kabbalah magic and a forced version of CHIM, will enter a half etherial state and trick the Ideal Masters into entering a similar state as he is, essentially preventing them from doing anything for 10 minutes until they regained their "form". Without the Ideal Masters, the soul cairn chose a new leader, and naturally chose the most powerful being, which was St. Hitler. After taking full control of the Soul Cairn, he began absorbing the energy of the trapped souls. He would then open a rift, and enter the mortal realm and had sent the Ideal Masters into the Soul Conduit so that when they ineventiably regained their original form, theyd be in the mortal realm anchored by the soul conduit. We can see this state in the atached picture, with St. Hitler in his etherial form entering the mortal realm, the Ideal Masters trapped in the conduit. After this, St. Hitler in his etherial form activated the conduit remotely which instantly removed the entire Russian race from the face of the earth.