Tinious McBergenstein the Seconteenth

Biography

Tinious McBergenstein XII (born צדקת הרב שליט״א מציל ממות – דער בערגענזשינער רבי, in ???, likely somewhere near Judea??) is a wealthy Jewish banker and rabbi, head of the McBergenstein banking family. He is notoriously known for his and the B'nai Brith's involvement in the Second Vatican Council (of Antipope Paul VI) and is considered a founding father of the Novus Ordo. He also has been around for quite a while, and is the father of Pastor John. He is also the father to Pastor John, Blar, and Zejewgyatt.

Tinious is known for his finely pressed cigar, which he always smokes. He has to smoke, because the thousands of years hes been smoking his lungs now run on the chemicals from his cigar, and he cannot breathe regularly. Because of this, many Jews are known as 'finely pressed cigars' and are not even called Jewish anymore.

Tiny Town servitude

In the year 1747, Tinious had sent a letter to the house of Tinii, asking if he could be a personal banker. Yogeen Tinii II had immediately accepted his request, and had installed him as permanent treasurer and mayor of Bay City, a trade hub for the snails. Tinious had also funded the Tiny Town Crackateers in the 1905 riots, so that he could use the Tiny Town Reds as his personal bodyguard. Tinious then had been a personal assistant and advisor to Phil McCracken.

Tinious would then peacefully rule Bay City until August 2024, where he would be deposed and thrown out of his window by soldiers of the Holy Roman Empire. Tinious had escaped shortly afterward and has been in hiding since then. Tinious is currently alive, and his whereabouts are unknown.

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