Tinious McBergenstein the Seconteenth

Biography

Tinious McBergenstein XII (born צדקת הרב שליט״א מציל ממות – דער בערגענזשינער רבי, in ???, likely somewhere near Judea??) is a wealthy Jewish banker and rabbi, head of the McBergenstein banking family. He is notoriously known for his and the B'nai Brith's involvement in the Second Vatican Council (of Antipope Paul VI) and is considered a founding father of the Novus Ordo. He also has been around for quite a while, and is the father of Pastor John.

Tiny Town servitude

In the year 1747, Tinious had sent a letter to the house of Tinii, asking if he could be a personal banker. Yogeen Tinii II had immediately accepted his request, and had installed him as permanent treasurer and mayor of Bay City, a trade hub for the snails. Tinious had also funded the Tiny Town Crackateers in the 1905 riots, so that he could use the Tiny Town Reds as his personal bodyguard. Tinious then had been a personal assistant and advisor to Phil McCracken.

Tinious would then peacefully rule Bay City until August of 2024, where he would be deposed and thrown out of his window by soldiers of the Holy Roman Empire. Tinious had escaped shortly afterwards and has been in hiding since then. Tinious is currently alive, and his whereabouts are unknown.

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