Aliases: Gooschtav ze Furst of Schweden und Zisily, Gooschtav, Gustav Vasa, Gustav I of Sicily,

Biography

Gustav Vasa was the King of Sweden and is a claimant to the throne of Sicily. He floats around as a ghost and will tell you about Sweden, Sicily, how Sicilian he is (despite being 0%- No. He ist Van Handred Persent Zisilien und Schwedish.), or just his name. He had unsuccessfully ruled the island for 5 years in the 1520s and was kicked out and sent to live with Pastor John. His real name is actually schlutstav von leaches-in-urethra of rapecounty missouri.

He then hung himself due to how sad he was from being kicked out of Sicily. He was too annoying and Ziggy didn't want him, so he now is a ghost.

He is also a prolific whore and massive degenerate. Hes almost as bad as flabe and defends egalitarianism, polygamy, and hookup culture. He wants to destroy the Catholic Church and during his reign persecuted thousands of priests in Sicily. He is friends with Ziggy, because hes also a demon snail. Hes also a rattleboneist that wants to kill all white people and has eaten and raped several babies.

He is the most annoying, most insufferable, and by far the most useless character as he only exists to piss one of the narrators off and for that reason hes the worst character in the lore by far and its mandated to hate him.

PEOPLE WHO LOVES GUSTAV
IL POO
RATTLEBONES
PASTOR JOHN
KIKI
TINIOUS MCBERGENSTEIN
GREM GREMS
ZEJEW
BLUEGILL
JOSEPH  PFEIFFER
BOLIVAR
POPE BILLY
KING

PEOPLE WHO HATE GUSTAV
POPE FRANCIS
HEY
UNCLE FREE
JC DENTON
DEACON SCHLICK
POOPULA C. SCHLENTON
BISHOP SANBORN
EITKNEE
MOOMAM
MUSSOLINI