Il Poo mocking the Catholic Church, Pope Francis, and supporting Weisenburger
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Biography
Biography
Il Poo is a complicated figure. She was born in Westphalia, Germany in the year 2009 to the Sicilian Habsburg noble Joseph Goebbels, son of King Felipe IV "The Planet King" of Spain, known as Craigslist Barflihan. She is a claimant to the Sicilian throne and is the ex-wife of DD and Pope Francis.
After Hitler (Grampee) left to time travel away and left the Reich after he stopped having fun, the timeline broke and Goebbels was left with a decision by Brother Peter Dimond, either die or live in Sicily. Goebbels would then let Il Poo, the most Sicilian woman on the planet and the only actual woman in the lore who isn't a futa or tranny (like Pope Trancis) would go on to marry Michael Magsamen (Now a pirate working for Poopula C. AttentionSeeker), who would later be known as DD, or Meeg Turg by his uncle Docta Mista Hou.
After il poo was "consensually" married she would birth out a few of DDs sons, such as Dil Doo and Cube-Cube (a cube shaped object with DDs face on four sides. He was eaten by Pope Chuckley along with Dil Doo not even a year after they were born). While DD was coming home from looking for Il Poo at the famous restaurant "Pat O' Briens", he would later find Pope Francis railing her on his bed. After watching, he would be forced by Francis to file for annulment, where Pope Francis kept il poo as a mistress until later marrying her. After some time, the pope has declared the marriage "null and void", taking his son to Rome.
It should also be noted that Il Poo would get a successful job running the V.O.C during and would later live in Japan and then the Habsburg Netherlands for a time before returning to Sicily to settle down with DD for a while (Before Pope Francis). It should also be noted that she has two forms.
A cartoon Mymy form (Mymy is not Japanese but a pure ethnic SICILIAN) and a human form who is also Sicilian. They are both known as Il Poo, and the context of her appearance is dependent on whatever context that Pope Francis and Brother Dimond would want it to be. Il Poo is one of the last remaining Spanish line Habsburgs.
After dating a man named Muhammed, it was revealed to the public she was married to Pastor John (who we know to be the prophet Muhammed) and is referenced as being Aisha by the Muslims (who worship Poopula C) and she must also accept being married to someone who has another wife, that being Il Nig, because Pastor John likes Pastor Polygamy.
Schism from the Catholic Church
Schism from the Catholic Church
Shortly before the pope had nullified his marriage, it came to his knowledge that Il Poo had been appointing bishops to dioceses, causing Gallican heresies to run rampant throughout the Sicilian government. The pope had been taken aback by this, believing Il Poo held fidelity to the Catholic church, which Francis has realized is not true.
The appointment and moving of bishops had led to Il Poo's excommunication from the Catholic Church, causing Il Poo to form her own schismatic church, "the Ultrajectine Old Jansenist National Catholic Church of Sicily". Jansenius himself has told the Pope that he is not associated with them and wants nothing to do with them, causing a class-action lawsuit that the Pope had filed against the nationalization of the church in Sicily. Any support of Il Poo from a Catholic would cause a latae sententiae (automatic) excommunication. This had caused Craigslist Barflihan (along with the entire Habsburg family) to abandon Il Poo entirely.
She has also left the Catholic Church to support Edward Weisenburger, and is trying to make Weisenburger the official religion of Sicily. She is also opening up several mosques after she married Pastor John.
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