SpaceHey

SpaceHey is a cult revolving around the idea that John XXIII was abducted by aliens and was replaced with an alien version.

The cult has several thousand members globally and believes that Chuckism is true, in the sense the rat is really an alien and John XXIII was abducted sometime during his six day false claimant to the Papacy, cloned, killed and replaced with an alien version of him, that is supposedly born from the seed of the master alien, which is said to be the rat. The rat first came from the Great Chuck E Cheese In The Sky, which is described as a Dyson sphere and a land of the extraterrestrials who have been studying the human race.

They believe that there have been several John XXIII's in history, and that somewhere on the alien home world, they are being kept in incubation tubes, or living as unfertilized eggs waiting to be fertilized by the Master Alien's seed. They believe that in order to properly die, they must receive the Master Aliens seed and become themselves John XXIII's by living like him. To receive the Master Alien's seed, every other woman in the cult, around 3 (the number John XXIII can count to) days into ovulation, is given to the Master Alien by sending them in through a rocket into space. After 9 months, the women are returned to Earth, and if a child is present, the women are spared, and if there is no child, the women are sacrificed and killed to be turned into human cheese. The cycle repeats until a new John XXIII is brought to the world, and the cycle may continue.

This cult, for very obvious reasons, is condemned by the Pope.