The Seven Woahs of Hell

The Seven Woahs of Hell is an deeply intriguing that the Pope envisioned while all up in McZloob. In it, his mind was transported to a black room, riddled with twisting corridors. In there, he was chased by a giant Schlenton, known as Poopula C. Obtuse Extraction of the Soul, who would later be identified as a Cosmological Schlenton. Francis would be chased to a dead end with a sign, "The Latin Poopula" which is a forbidden topic only the characters know about, and not the narrators or even Dimond himself.

After snapping out of it, Francis would go insane and claim that there were Schlentons running around in his brain and commanding him what to do. Pope St. Cheese XXIII would ask him to come to his office and explain his thoughts and what happened, and Francis was quickly diagnosed with having some influence from Maculon or the power of a being in proximity to that Cosmological Schlenton and its ability, was likely in a trans-death state where his body and half his soul was living, but the other half of his soul and mind was sent to hell.

After this, Francis is deathly terrified of Schlentons wearing thongs and since part of his mind is still existing in that dimension with Poopula C. Obtuse Extraction of the Soul, which causes him to hear voices in his mind, and see theoretical Schlentons. Those voices and Schlentons are really in his mind, just cast into a separate plane of existence that while he isn't physically there, he can still interact and view to some extent. Explaining is very hard, but the other Cosmological Schlenton, Poopula C. Wise Man of Brahman had attempted to explain it, to no avail.