Joseph Goebbels

Joseph Goebbels is a Sicilian immigrant to Germany, related to the Habsburgs, son of Craiglist Barflihan, and father to Il Poo. He is a staunch supporter of Sicilian Independence and worked as a double agent to spy on St. Hitler and the Novus Ordo during World War II, working with Reinhard Heydrich.

After St. Hitler discovered his true identity, Goebbels, with the help of the Pope, was put under a new name, Larry Balzak, and is living in seclusion in Croatia under strict protection and the surprising help of John Paul Della Tiny, however he returned to public life in Sicily in 2013.

On the left is the last picture ever taken of him in 1993, where he was on the phone hearing the news about DD's coup in Sicily.

Upon hearing that his daughter married Pastor John and formed the constitution of Sicily, he disowned her from the Habsburg family.

 Following the victory the Muvimentu Fascista Sicilianu had during the Second Sicilian Civil War, and the dissolution of the Constitutional Monarchy, Goebbels used his royal blood to assert himself as the rightful king of Sicily, forcing Pope Francis to recognize his power over Jacob due to the legitimacy demands of the people. As king, he dissolved the MFS and repurposed its equipment for his new army, and permitted many of its members to enlist in his army and officer corps.

 Goebbels fought hard for Francis to grant territorial gains to Sicily, eventually being given the Dodecanese, Peloponnese, Ionian Islands, and Tunis. He also pressured Francis into letting future negotiations over Malta, Cairo, Corsica, and the rest of Greece be opened in the future. With the new land gains, his legitimate succession, and the demand of the people, Goebbels officially declared Sicily as the "Kingdom of Sicily" yet again. 

During the End Times, after Pope Francis liberates the island of Sicily, Goebbels will use the fact he descends from an ancient Sicilian royal line dating back to the 2nd kingdom to take the position of leader from Jacob. His goals as king of Sicily will be heavily expansionist-driven, and he will anschluss with Libya,  retake Greece, and start a war against France, taking Algeria. However in the end he is going to be stopped and defeated by Poopula C. Schlenton and his revolution, then by the Pope and the Novus Ordo.