Joseph Goebbels

Joseph Goebbels is a Sicilian immigrant to Germany, related to the Habsburgs, son of Craiglist Barflihan, and father to Il Poo. He is a staunch supporter of Sicilian Independence and worked as a double agent to spy on St. Hitler and the Novus Ordo during World War II, working with Reinhard Heydrich.

After St. Hitler discovered his true identity, Goebbels, with the help of the Pope, was put under a new name, Larry Balzak, and is living in seclusion in Croatia under strict protection and the surprising help of John Paul Della Tiny.

On the left is the last picture ever taken of him in 1993, where he was on the phone hearing the news about DD's coup in Sicily.

Upon hearing that his daughter married Pastor John and formed the constitution of Sicily, he disowned her from the Habsburg family.

During the End Times, after Pope Francis liberates the island of Sicily, Goebbels will use the fact he descends from an ancient Sicilian royal line dating back to the 2nd kingdom to take the position of leader from Jacob. His goals as king of Sicily will be heavily expansionist-driven, and he will anschluss with Libya,  retake Greece, and start a war against France, taking Algeria.

Sicily under Goebbels will be funded by the Rattleboneists, allowing them to launch an invasion into France, eventually taking Paris. However, Poopula will start a second French Revolution, crippling their army and allowing for France to retake Algeria and the HRE to launch into Sicily. The French victory will not last long, because the Novus Ordo will launch an invasion into France, and execute all Bourbon royalty, like King Richard Watterson.