Kosh

Biography

Seth Kosztowny is a Polish Communist who is reigning as Antipope John Paul II, in opposition to Francis, the Catholic Pope. He is a Michigander, one who takes pride in his Polish heritage, despite being over 10 ethnicities.

Life

Unfortunately, in August 2025. Francis would take the side job of being a Clown, Clowncis. He would then continuously order plumbing installation teams, pizzas, pest control and bounce houses to Kosh's house, only for Kosh to constantly be terribly beaten by his father, Eddie Kosh. When he is stressed, he usually goes to his only friend and boyfriend Zhizhnobud, who is a non-sentient Crazy-Haired Pencil with Googly Eyes. Basically the equivalent of fucking a Schlenton.

Kosh reigning as Antipope John Paul II watching Zhizhnobud get raped from the cuck chair

Politics and Communism

In June 2024, Kosh had started getting involved in local politics in Poland, somehow rapidly gaining power (likely funded via external sources). Since July 2024, Kosh has held control of Poland, though faced with harsh opposition to the Communist Party, he has retained power. The Capital was moved from Warsaw to Lublin, though Kosh is commonly seen living a simple life in Kazimierz Dolny. Zhizhnobud is never spotted with him.

By August of 2024, he had formed the Kosztinytown party, with Kosh being known as Kosztinytowny, or Kosh Kosh Tiny Towny. This party would exist throughout 2024 and would be fully dissolved after a series of Flabian revolts and social reforms in Tiny Town, now YoogleSnailvia. Kosh, enraged, had went to the few remaining Tiny-Nazis of the National Socialist Party of Tiny Town and had asked for aid. Zhizhnobud was then eaten by Pope Chuckley shortly after, with Kosh breaking down and crying, being forced to build a new Zhizhnobud.

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