Blar

Aliases: Trashcan Carla, Blingo, Bluegill, Tranime Slop

Overview

Blar is the Sephardic Jewish Colombian femcel daughter of Tinious McBergenstein the Seconteenth, but was adopted by Chief Chuckachee. Since she is a mentally ill femcel, she is a larp. She larps as a Catholic and tries to concelebrate masses with priests, and wonders why she is kicked out. She also once tried to read a homily and give a sermon in the Vatican, and was injured almost mortally after an encounter with the swiss guard. She is currently married to the known druggie and ashkenazi jew, Pope Marvin. Due to an assault from Uncle Hagen, she is also the mother of Eddie Kosh, and Kosh's grandma.

Blar is also known to have taken the form of a bluegill, and is served up in a Pat 'E O's entrée. She was sent to prison for a while, being in a prison locked up with the mentally insane Archbishop Marcel Lefebvre, being cell neighbors in padded jackets. She would suffer extreme abuse and molestation while in prison.

Tinious McBergenstein would soon bail her from prison , however she would be left disfigured and starved, and her body would be past a point of recognition due to the beatings and molestations of the Poopula C. Prison Gang. She would reside with Pastor John for a few weeks before moving back to Columbia with him, where they would create a new cult named the "Heresy of Detmoldism" however after 2 days, Pastor John would leave it, and Blar would have to reign it herself.

Opinions and whatnot

Blar is an extremely dishonest person and is known to many as a deceiver. She is known for a violent hatred of 'Tranime Slop', Il Poo, Pope Saint Cheese XXIII, Cheese, The Pope, Poopula C. Schlenton, etc. She is an avid rattleboneist with her stoner friend Pooniey ole Rattlebones. She also is a common victim of abuse and violence from the Poopula C. Prison Gang and Archbishop Marcel Lefebvre.

It is to be noted that Blar is not a catholic, or even a catechumen, but speaks of "defending Christianity and western civilization" heavily. She claims to be more catholic than all the popes, apostles, saints, martyrs, confessors, etc. One could go on with such a list. She also makes very unfunny jokes, such as "The Blarians" which are self-proclaimed clones of her.