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Our Lady Queen of Martyrs

Our Lady Queen of Martyrs is a church offering the traditional Latin Francis and is located in Fraser Mi. Originally Lutheran, it was bought by Pope Francis in the 80s Denton and was properly fit to serve the Latin Mass. Pope Francis frequently attends and holds solemn pontifical high masses, or sometimes wears a trenchcoat and hides his zucchetto and disguises himself in the laity to seem humble. The basement of the church is also protected by the Attention Seeker, Poopula C. Burnt At The Stake.

This church is one of Francis' favorite churches due to it being near 2 key locations. Across the street from St. Pastors, and a half mile down the road from Rosellis main capital, and it is the main headquarters of the Eldracher Family.

As we see St. Johns Lutheran Church (Named after Pastor John, renamed to St. Pastors) is across the street, with Rosellis (Building right near Concentra Urgent Care) this places OLQM as a key strategic point, which is why behind the church in the old Lutheran cemetery there is a large ICBM nuclear missile silo.

In the bell tower, during every Sunday mass at 1030 to 12, Pope Francis, Maculon, and McBrain (forming franenwaffen) sit in the bell tower and ring the bells, but they also are equipped with MG-42s and high-powered laser guided .50 cal sniper rifles. Many people coming out of St. Pastors end up with a red laser on their heads, or mowed down by the MG-42 machine gun. Oddly, despite Pastor John himself always being there, he has yet to be shot at. Sometimes if a heretic is there, or a Schlenton stumbles into the church, they will shoot at them.

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