St. Pastors Lutheran

St. Pastors is a Lutheran/Pastorist church directly led by Pastor John. Before becoming Our Lady Queen of Martyrs, St. Pastors was known as St. John Lutheran was located across the street from its current location. 

It has been a hotspot for terrorist attacks, including the infamous St. Pastors attack. While it's been rebuilt several times, it still is constantly hit by roaming Schlenton drag racers or Schlentons in airplanes.

While Pastor John celebrates all forms of different religious ceremonies, like being an imam at a Mosque, a Rabbi at a synagogue, a satanist pastor, et cetera, he often chooses to go to St. Pastors whenever he is in a mood to be a Lutheran, and can sometimes be spotted leaving the building around 12:15 on certain Sundays.