Pope Francis in his jet chair visiting Swampcis
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Pope Francis in his jet chair visiting Swampcis
Swampcis is more of a place or a concept rather than a typical Francis variant. It is a swamp located in the Philippines, and is the most common hook up spot for Pope Francis. It is most commonly described as being a swamp, with a single nut, poop, and blood covered mattress, accompanied by pink handcuffs, ropes, toasters, and other Francis Appliances
Francis was actually a prostitute here sometime between the Darth Francis and Clowncis era, where he'd often end up just attacking the person who bought him. After his multipersonality disorder adventures figuring out was, he'd settle down and use Swampcis as his own Little Saint Schlenton Island, also known as Franstein Franland.
While Francis had been working as a prostitute there, Uncle Free had been in swampcis offering piggyback rides as a source of transport for those who did not want to get their clothes wet or dirty, notably Pope Francis, who almost always wears a white cassock.
After Francis' identity crisis had ended, less people had came to swampcis since Francis had no longer been selling himself to violently sexually assault people under the guise of prostitution. Uncle Free's piggyback riding business had started to tank (we don't mean the Tank), so Uncle Free had founded The Hidden Society of Rape as a bowling club in Damascus. Uncle Free, while being an abysmal poop wrestler is the world's greatest bowler.