Schlentulas

A Schlentula is a job title for Peter Dimond's top cronies. There have been many Schlentulas, including Napoleon, Leon DeGrelle, and currently Bill Clinton, better known as Josh Denton. There can only be one schlentula at a time, however in emergency cases, a schlentula can elect any number of other schlentulas.

Schlentulas possess extreme amounts of power and are given access to the most advanced and dangerous weaponry available. Their job is to enforce Dimonds' laws and punish those who threaten to break the game. One of the most common rule breaks is blocking, muting, or removing Poopula from your phone.

Schlentulas due to their power and authority often revolt against Dimond and seek their own glory, such as Josh Denton or Napoleon who use their power for their own gains. Usually they are defeated but there have been some cases of Schlentulas being so powerful they control Dimond and tell him to what to do.