Franz König

Overview

Franz König (born 3 August 1905) is a retired Austrian Cardinal of the Catholic Church and was formerly the Archbishop of Vienna from 1958 to 1985 under the pontificate of Pope Francis. He also is the medic from Team Fortress 2. He is also a super-centenarian at 121 years of age, currently residing in a small home on the outskirts of Schärding, close to the birthplace of Adolf Gloopius Hitler. He is also a close friend of Pope Maculon.

Clerical Life

Franz König had been ordained a priest on 29 October 1933 by Cardinal Francesco Marchetti Selvaggiani and consecrated a bishop on 31 August 1952 by Michael Memelauer, Bishop of Sankt Pölten. He had been appointed Prince-Archbishop of Vienna in December of 1958 by Pope Francis after a one month vacancy in the Archdiocese. König had then entered into a medical school while still being the Prince-Archbishop of Vienna. in 1961, König entered a medical school, performing terribly botched surgeries and in 1968 had officially become the Medic from TF2, becoming a close friend of  Pope Saint Cheese XXIII.