The Snailish Church

The Snailish believe that after death, those who were not chosen by the mothership will cease existing, without conscience, but those who were faithful to the Snailish religion and were White Anglo Saxon Protestants shall be abducted before death and kept in cryo stasis in the mothership itself until the Great Return, where the mothership will return to Earth and take all of its Snailish inhabitants with it before firing its giant laser beam and destroying the Earth.

The Snailish also believe that the Anglo Saxons are not human, and that the Snailish Mothership specifically created them to rule the cattle races of the world, like the Europeans. They hold extreme xenophobia and prejudice to all non Anglo Saxons, however a very select few amount like King Charles I are believed to have been honorarily saved by the Mothership due to their faith and service to the Snailish Church.

The Snailish Church also considers all Insular Celts to be "subhuman depigmented negroes" yet holds Lowland Scots and Ulster Scots higher than the rest for some reason, while the Dutch are (for some reason) considered white, though not a member of the White Anglo Saxon Protestant race.

Also despite not being at all affiliated with Christianity, the Snailish call themselves protestants, and say that their version of protestantism comes before Pastorism and Pastor John. What they mean by this has never been revealed.