John F. Schenectady

John F. Schenectady is a Chuckist politician and the main singer and writer of the song Handclap by Fitz and the Tantrums.

 Schenectady is in a platonic relationship with St. Cheese XXIII, where they hold hands and merrily skip around in the field whilst planting seeds, singing the song Handclap. Because of their recent breakup, Tone the Trad has been hunting him down with the intent to kill him,