The MegaJohn

The MegaJohn was constructed by Pastor John and Pastor Bob in the late 1990s, in the town of ChristVille. The MegaJohn can hold thousands of people at a time, and most often is sermoned by Pastor John himself, although other Pastors and Ministers have performed sermons.

There are several megachurches, but the MegaJohn is the largest, and is where Pastor John typically holds the most sermons and parties

After each Pastorist sermon, the MegaJohn can be converted to the MegaFlohn, which allows for satanic black mass rituals.

Several attempts by Pope Francis nearly destroyed the MegaJohn, and often times firefights between Catholics and Pastorists break out, but the MegaJohn is still currently operational

Due to Pastor John's many forms, his entire day is filled with having to celebrate with different religious services. At whichever location he attends, he has to quickly change it to fit the next one. For example, at the Megajohn he would have to change the stage from an orthodox liturgy, to a megachurch service, to a Muslim mosque, to a Jewish synagogue, to a satanic black mass, to a Lutheran service. Because of this, he must also adapt to that service, so he often reuses the same sermons, just with a few changed words. Here is his average service schedule for the Megajohn for Saturdays:

8:30 AM – 12:00 PM: Orthodox Synagogue Service
12:30 PM – 2:00 PM: Non-denominational Synagogue Service
2:30 PM – 3:30 PM: Mosque Service
4:00 PM – 5:30 PM: Orthodox Vigil
6:00 PM – 7:00 PM: Baptist Bible Study (Pastor Bob)
11:30 PM – 1:00 AM: Satanic Black Mass

Obviously on Sundays, the times change due to the Jewish sabbath falling on Saturday. So a reformed calendar for Sundays.

8:00 AM – 10:30 AM: Orthodox Divine Liturgy
11:00 AM – 12:00 PM: Lutheran Mass
12:30 PM – 2:00 PM: Baptist Service (Pastor Bob)
2:30 PM – 3:45 PM: Non-denominational Service
4:15 PM – 5:15 PM: Mosque Service
6:00 PM – 7:30 PM: Jewish Community Service (Non-denominational)
8:00 PM – 9:30 PM: Orthodox Synagogue Service