Eric Lindstrom

Eric Lindstrom was a 9-year-old inventor and collaborator with the Holy Roman Empire and Docta Mista Hou. He was captured by the Rattleboneists and sacrificed, and his work, primarily the TND Deathray, was given to the Novus Ordo.

Eric Lindstrom was born in 2017 to a wealthy Swedish protestant family. In 2020, his family tragically died in a fire, and Lindstrom was sent to live in America with a Catholic family, who raised and taught him well. By age 6, he possessed strong intelligence and interest in warfare. At age 7, he laid the blueprints for his TND Deathray, a large deathray powered by a nuclear reactor that could target Africans and incinerate several thousand of them with focused lasers in the matter of seconds.

His work was around 65% complete when Novus Ordite and Rattleboneist agents abducted him and brutally sacrificed him in Pooniellas House, taking his work for themselves and to complete Generalplan Sud in the Vatican II Hitlerlite Protectorate of Uganda. His work is currently being managed by Mike Cox and Neal Webster, along with several dozen scientists and physicists