Docta Mista Hou

Other Aliases: Doctor Mister Houlihan, Casketios, Docta Hou, Craig O Hou, Pat' E' Os. 

Docta Mista Hou is one the oldest people, and has gone through many stages of life. He is also the most Irish man alive, and is known for plopping his big beer belly on the table and letting out a hearty laugh. Docta Mista Hou is also known as being death itself, and can choose who lives, who dies, and when people dies. Docta Mista would be most famous for his infamous Casket, which when people died, hed shove them into his casket, which inside led to a void portal. Docta Mista Hou is also the worlds top scientist, and has created hundreds of test tube babies, mostly with Francis.

However, after Francis took power, Docta Mista's need to act as the grim reaper dwindled and died out. He would later open 2 businesses, known as Pat O' Briens, an Irish resturant chain, and the Irish Gift House.

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Docta Mista would invetiably lose Pat O' Briens to King LGBT, and had to settle down with the Irish Gift House. After the Clowncis Wars, Docta Mista regained power of Pat O' Briens, but his 2 other locations Pat O' Blarens and Poop O' Poo'ens, were completely closed down. Later the Irish Gift House, would be raided by anti-irish protestants led by Cromwell, and the store would be burnt down

Docta Mista would later face severe bankruptcy, and was forced to shut down Pat O' Briens and give the establishment to Francis. Docta Mista would open a street food business, called Fag O' Negroes. The food was terrible, and after Francis nearly died from eating the disgusting blend of Irish-Indian poop food, it was shut down.

The current whereabouts of Docta Mista are unknown, and its very likely he could be dead and or in hiding. If you have any information on where he is, notify Pope Francis.