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Xiao Hong Zhou is the oldest, wisest, and fastest man in all of China. He is currently 2,500 years old and has been banished to the top of Mount Everest by American Denton. He is also Confucius, but changed the name later on his life
Xiao Hong Zhou had taught many people many Chinese arts, wisdoms, and training in Karate. Some of his students have included Pope Francis, American Denton, Benito Mussolini, and most famous being Poopula C. Wise Man of Brahman, an attention seeker that took him 30 years just to train to not act on its natural rage.
As mentioned, he currently lives in a monastery atop of Mount Everest, where he meditates all day, knowing he could one day take back China, but it is of no use, since the entire country has been wiped out.
Because of his intense wisdom, he is one of the few two people ever in history to succesfully achieve CHIM without dying.