World War Schlenton

World War Schlenton is an international crisis that had started on December 17, 2025, at 9:28 AM, with the discovery of Schlenton troops hiding in the Pontine Marshes near Rome. There have been 1,083 casualties so far, with the amount of injured and MIA unknown. The war as of now is mainly focused on the alps, where Grem Grems had built a massive network of fortifications guarded by Schlenton troops, which are currently under attack by German and Swiss armies of the Holy Roman Empire. This has sparked a worldwide condemnation of the Schlentons, and Schlentonists. Most Jansenist/Schlentonist clergy in the Catholic Church have gone into hiding or have renounced their heresies.

PRE WAR

December 16th 2025, while residing in Least Unholy Single Monastery in Gobi China, Brother Michael Dimond, sibling to Brother Peter Dimond, finished construction a massive sculpture to Pope Francis. However, an albino white Schlenton, Albino R. FiggerNaggoton ran into the monastery and broke the statue in front of Brother Michael

While this was going on, Grem Grems was working in the shadows with the Attention Seekers to train and gather a massive army of Schlentons, along with funding several secret illegal schlenton factories in the forests around the world, and had avasted a large military network in the Alps, black forest, and the Elbe marshes near the Czech border.

WAR DECLARED

Immediately after this incident, Brother Michael lost it, and took a private flight to Most Holy Family Monastery to confer with Brother Peter Dimond. After hearing the news that Grem Grems was building an army of Schlentons, he threw into a fit of rage and launched 7 nuclear missiles and major Schlenton cities, completely annihilating 75% of neutral Schlenton infrastructure.

Pope Francis heard the thoughts of the Schlentons during this and understood war was started, and he called a diplomatic council in the Vatican to address these issues, however no pro Schlenton factions came. In the council, it was declared ex-cathedra that Schlentonism was banned, and Catholics must stand against the Schlentons.

FIRST STAGE

Pope Francis formed the Franintern Pact, a coalition alliance with the HRE, Papal States, Spanish Empire, France, and Freeciania. 

Grem Grems formed the New World Schlenton, a coalition alliance with Christville, YoogleSnailvia, the Fourth Reich, and the Polish Commune, however there are many independent belligerents on both sides, like rebels, political factions, or groups.

Pope Francis quickly retaliated and sent the HRE into the Alps, but met fierce resistance and was forced to retreat and replan. The client state of Sicily saw a great opportunity to regain glory and potentially argue independence, and volunteered to be the majority of Francis' army. 

Francis also managed to fire off several missiles, strategically blowing up the main Schlenton factories. After this, Francis declared that Poopula C. Schlenton is a war criminal, and will be tried and hung if caught. 

BATTLE OF TICINO

Francis and an army of 3,000 Sicilian conscripts marched into Ticino Switzerland, to hit the Schlenton armies left flank. The move was very unexpected, and after a 7 hour fight, Pope Francis declared victory while on horseback. After the battle, Schlenton commander Colonel Koopula C. Japton was executed through Francis' blade.

With this, Francis' army is currently steam rolling into the west alps, deeper into the mountains

OPERATION PONTIFICATE

King LGBT, who managed to survive his execution and come back, managed to get hold of the Pope Francis Dossier, a highly confidential document describing Francis' plans in war. During a romantic momement with Prostula T. Schlenton, a prostitute Schlenton, the documents were left unguarded in the hotel room, and the Swiss Guard spec ops were able to break through the window, arrest King, and retrieve the documents.

During this, it was found out from interrogating King that the Schlentons had a large military facility in the high Alpine peaks. Pope Francis himself and McSateHlentons, an elite Swiss Guard operative launched a covert mission, paragliding into the base, blowing the base up with C4cis, and fleeing. This operation was successful, and the Schlentons lost a major headquarters.

OPERATION POOPY SKIES

In another move to flank the major Schlenton position, 1,700 Franshirmjager paratroopers were launched into the Elbe Marshes near Czechia to secure a major supply line leading into the Schlenton position. Many landed and were able to secure the fortified position, encircling the Schlenton army 

The war end with the Treaty of Poopville.