Pope Francis 

Aliases: The Pope Francis, Fran, Frolo, The Pope Who Likes Poop, The Very Cool Pope, The People's Pope, The Pope, Piss Unicycle, Darth Francis, Pope Trancis, Darth Peel Suit, Useless Whore, Black Excellence

Pope Francis is the official head of the Catholic Church and the 263rd Pope. He is known to many as "The Latin Francis".

Francis had started as a man who enjoyed having tea time with people, married Pooniella Geedbeani, who had the entirety of Bikini Bottom within her, later leaving the Pope. Later, Francis would have a duel with his former best friend, Pope Chuckley or John XXIII on the planet of Mustaflabe, causing Fran to be cut in half. He was rescued by former Chancellor Benedict XVI of the Republic, now Pope Maculon, who put Fran in the Darth Francis suit, naming him heir to the Intergalactic Pseudo-Papal Hyperspace Holy Roman Franpire. Chuckley and Francis are now good friends again and are in the Frannenwaffen.

As the Pope, Francis had been elected in 1958 shortly after the death of Pius XII, and the short-lived Pontificate of Pope Chuckley (John XXIII), commonly known as Chuck E. Cheese. Francis today is known for being a Traditional Pope and has been a known defender of Catholic tradition, notably the Tridentine Mass. Pope Francis is also known for being a total degenerate, notably calling himself "The Pope who loves Poop". He is an open poop fetishist and is known commonly for his enjoyment of rape, murder and other sorts of debauchery. The Pope is a proud displayer of his 7 foot long penis, known as the Saggy Francis. Pope Francis is also a Clerical Fascist and had founded a new and uniquely Catholic fascism known as Franism.

Pope Francis after forcing Il Poo to "divorce" DD, married her shortly after, although as of mid-February 2026, the Pope has declared the marriage "null and void" and has made a public abjuration of error, ending a long and complex marriage.

Pope Francis also had a son, Fril Froo, who is now the Archbishop of Perugia despite his son only being 14 years old.

Pope Francis has been a cleric now for nearly 500 years, though he has time traveled in between, skewing the validity of this sum of '500 years'. Though born in 1937, he had access to Adolf Gloopius Hitler's time machine and was ordained a priest in 1584 AD. Francis had spent a long time in Austrian service, notably as Prince-Archbishop of Vienna and Holy Roman Emperor and Supreme Commander of the army of the Holy Roman Empire. He is commonly known as "the last Roman Emperor".

Francis was finally named a Cardinal by Pope Pius XII in 1953 for his heroic actions during the Korean War, known as the Franean War. 2 years after, Francis had been elected Pope shortly after bribing McCheese (Chuckley) and has been the Pope since October 1958. Francis had led the Holy Roman Empire and the Papal States against TinyTown in the Vietflabe war shortly after.

Francis is known to many as "The People's Pope" due to him shooting down Antipope Paul VI's Second Vatican Council (not to be confused with the 1984 Chuckist Second Vatican Council of Pope Chuckley).

Francis has a personally ordained Eitknee known as The Very Priestly Eitknee in an intertime space confessional anchored between reality and the fabric of time, which he can summon whenever so he is always in a state of grace.

Francis is also a black ultranationalist, who hates white people. This is because Sicilians are the only white people in existence, and the Pope feels threatened by this. Because of this he formed the Black Panthers of Italy, a club of mainland italians who feel oppressed by the craKKKas as Francis calls them.

Francis is known for his many variants, listed on the website.

Francis claims that ideas, concepts, sentences and even individual words can impregnate him, usually in his brain. Francis also has said that he "has schlentons running around in his brain and must go into his brain to find them" This is because of a traumatic experience known the Seven Woahs of Hell. Francis can also apparently morph time and space to his will, and no physical boundaries or laws can restrict him.

Yet another thing Francis does is repeatedly say that he is not the Pope, and he is a heretic. He says he does this to be humble, as the Pope should not boast about being the Pope, however if you deny his pontificate or joke around with him when he says this, expect to be sold in slavery or shot. He claims that he doesn't want to be "objectified" or "categorized" by other people, and doesn't like when other people cheer him on because it makes him feel autistic.

Francis has a habit of repeating things he says in a monotone chant, lasting for a while. He might say "no" several times or "I'm a useless whore" on loop, like he's getting straight teeth. Sometimes he will sing songs, but the only lyric could be something like "Every schlenton deserves death" in the tunes of nursery rhymes.

According to Brother Peter Dimond O.S.B, Pope Francis will be the one of the last Roman Emperor before the Novus Ordo abolishes the position and re-establishes the counterfeit church, under the Type IV Novus Ordo, who has not yet been named. Demarion after the 3 minute pontificate and later death of McLoser, will become Pope, and will end the Novus Ordo and be the final Pope before the endtimes.

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Cardinal Silus Alfredo Ramsbottom placing the Papal Tiara on the head of Pope Francis, 1958