Aliases: Eduardo, Eddieton, Spider McKosh, Edunator, Education

Eddie Kosh is the abusive father of Kosh, and is known for sleeping in a gaming chair while his wife sleeps upstairs in her own bed. Eddie Kosh is a fat, nobody loser who sits in his poop covered gaming chair all day and beats his son with his gaming chair every day, especially after Clowncis sends HaPizzaknys to Kosh. 

Eddie Kosh has to pay for Clowncis' pizza and other gifts every single time, and every time it happens, Eddie beats Kosh repeatedly with his gaming chair, even after Kosh pleas that he isn't sending pizzas to the house. Eddie also is why Kosh constantly has to go to Rosellis to buy new Zhiznobuds, as Eddie Kosh snaps the Zhiznobuds every time he gets angry.

In one occasion, Eddie Kosh grew spider legs and sat sleeping atop the ceiling in his gaming chair room, where after discovering that Kosh was sitting on it once, dropped and impregnated Kosh with several spider babies and even broke Zhiznobud. He obtained this power from his father, Uncle Hagen who possesses similar spider like abilities.

On another occasion, Eddie Kosh learned black magic, and cast a spell on Kosh, causing disgusting tentacles to sprout out of his throat and mouth.

Eddie Kosh burnt down Dominus Pizzulon to combat the pizzas from going to his house