Poop Wrestling

Poop Wrestling is the most famous sport, and is considered one of, if not, the biggest highlight of lore besides Pope Francis or McCheese. It is judged and directed by Brother Peter Dimond. The main arena is found in a basement in Most Holy Family Monastery. 

Poop Wrestling was founded by Brother Peter Dimond, where he put several people into wrestling matches that often featured twists or surprises to mix up the fight. This is how Poopula C. Schlenton was made. 

Later, it would be clear Francis would not play fair, and he'd often make his own poop or assault the opponents. If it looked like Francis would lose, he'd often cheat and break their limbs or violently assault them into pregnancy. Most people in lore have been in Poop Wrestling and have been humbled by the Pope. Here is a list of rankings

Pope Francis (1)
McCheese (2)
Poopula C. Wrestler (3)
Pastor John (4)
Nick Fuentes (5)
Pope Maculon (6)
Uncle Free (7)

Uncle Free is so notoriously bad, Dimond actually has to help HIM instead of Francis, yet he still hasn't even won a single match. In one match, Pope Francis had lost to McCheese, but this would be the only time Francis lost a match, however this fact is completely different during bowling, as Uncle Free dominates in his bowling club known as "The Hidden Society of Rape"

Poop Wrestling has become overtime the most common form of punishment or slavery, similar to gladiatorial fights. Many slaves, heretics, or people who speak against the Pope end up being enslaved and forced into poop wrestling, where they either fight amongst themselves, or if they are unlucky, fight in a tournament against Pope Francis or another big character

Poop Wrestling also existed for about 4 years in the time of ancient Rome, when Francis time traveled to the Colosseum to wrestle McCheese and other Romans, but eventually they returned.

Uncle Hagen is the janitor and is a monstrous being creation that cleans up after every match

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