Official portrait, 2025.
Official portrait, 2025.
Aliases: Pope John XXIII, Good Pope Chuckley, Pope St. Cheese XXIII, El Papa Bueno, The Pope Who Likes Cheese
Pope Chuckley was first elected as Pope shortly before Francis (for about 6 days) in the year 1958 AD. In 1962 as Chuck E. Cheese, he had wanted to call the Second Vatican Council in 1962, until the Satanic Jewish Freemason, Antipope Grem Grems (Antipope Paul VI) had chased McCheese out of the Vatican with a broom, causing him to become Oreo the Mouse with Pope Francis constructing the Little Vatican. Pope Francis had brought Chuckley to the Vatican, re-introducing him to St. Peter's Basilica. He also has a massive vault, containing every piece of cheese ever made, and ever could be made.
In the year 1984, McCheese had solemnly called the Second Vatican Council, or the Aggiornamento, to modernize Chuckism. The Chuckias explicitly declares the following: "The odd year of 1984 AD: If you have been reading this version of the Chuckias (The sacred texts or bible) then you may have seen the year 1984 AD pop up a lot. Well it’s because this year is when Chuck E Cheese made drastic changes to the religion. He also decided to give personal birth to Adolf Gloopius Hitler. Why that year? That year was when he destroyed the last Personal Pizza in the mirror year of 1984 BF (Before Flood). As a celebration he made the religion a bit less Pagan and more modern to fit the times such as removing the near Pagan rituals."
But in reality, Chuckley had made everyone taste like cheese, going around the Vatican and making sure every Bishop had a sample of Cheese to try. Every cheese in the whole world, for every bishop The Council had ended in 2006, because of how long it took for every Bishop there to have every sample of cheese in the world.
Chuckley is known to eat people, usually referring to them as pieces of Cheese. He will usually eat them. He is also known to have a short vocabulary, only being able to "count to cheese", cheese being the number 3. He also is known to object with a long "NO!". McCheese sometimes has 5 rat children known as the Five Little Chuckleys, and is the greatest patron of Cheese related arts. He also eats the Five Little Chuckleys, but leaves only 1 of the 5 alive, placing that Chuckley in the Mouse Orphanage to be kept alive and watched by McCheese.
Chuckley is also known to eat everything, and anything. He is known to eat entire galaxies in one gulp, without even changing his size. Typically, before he eats something, he will question it by repeatedly shouting "WHAAAAAAAAAAAT" or "Wait WHAAT" before attempting to ask every possible question. People usually have two choices; either answer his questions, or be eaten. Chuckley is nice and will often spit you out, although many who have not been spat out, live in an infinite sized stomach world inside him, and have formed many communities to survive inside his stomach. Being around him is very dangerous, and you will guarantee be eaten if you are seen with cheese, asking questions, invoking him, or saying something he is in disbelief over. Sometimes he will eat you just because he thinks you are cheese.
Chuckley also loves hot wheels, and plays with his hot wheels almost all day while eating cheese. He'd often ask Francis to play, but Francis would usually reject, sparking immense temper tantrums from McCheese.
Chuckley is also a massive idiot (hence the name McIdiot), he believes everything is cheese, and as mentioned has a very limited vocabulary, mainly consisting of the words no, poop, cheese, what, or nothing, although he has strung more sentences together. It is also noted that he is the world's greatest brain scientist, and knows everything about the brain. He and Docta Mista often work in labs to rewire peoples brains, or just eat brains.
McCheese also is the second to last pope according to Dimonds prophecy. He will reign for around 3 minutes before dying and Demarion becomes the final Pope.