Cosmological Schlentons

These Schlentons are some of the most powerful beings in the universe, and at times share power with Francis, the Peace Lords or even Dimond himself.

Their origin is a complete mystery, but Papal astronomers have recently been seeing them in deep space, warping the fabrics of space and time at their will. Despite not being sentient, they have been able to bend time around them, create and destroy antimatter to cause planet sized tears in Dimonds simulated game, and have been slowly expanding their domain in space.

They have been given names reflecting philosophy, humanistic flaws and metaphysics. Here are some examples:

Poopula C. Gravest Flaws of the Poor Mans Diet of Greed
Poopula C. Manifestation of Pixels That Represent Mans Withdraw From Life
Poopula C. Wise Man of Brahman
Poopula C. Apathy of the Strong Men Carrying the Weight of their Deceased Brethren
Poopula C. Lost Civilizations Frozen In Time in a new Ice Age of Generational Hatred
Poopula C. Forbidden Knowledge Entrusted to a Juvenile Child of Secrecy and Condemnation
Poopula C. Enthronement of all Egregious Labors in the Trying Times of Nowadays
Poopula C. Instructions for Egalitarian Humanity Opposed by the Elite Hatred
Poopula C. Downfall of Mankind into the Abyssal Darkness of The Soul's Failure
Poopula C. Entrenchment in the most Terrible Consupsciences of the Flesh
Poopula C. Mortification of the Young Mind to the Ungrateful Societal Zombies of Trouble
Poopula C. Ensoulment of Mankind's Sinful Eyes Upon the Most Trying Matters of Secrecy and Enlightenment
Poopula C. Enlightenment Found by Trying Times Concealed by The Ancient Manuscripts and Scrolls
Poopula C. Esoteric Ideas of Human Nature and Emotion contrasted with Outside Factors of Terrible Cannibalistic Cults of Lost Man
Poopula C. Enslavement of the Lower Classes to Ensure the Domination of the Warrior-King Castes over Society
Poopula C. Fallen Angels of the most trusted Cherubim thrusted into Hell on Account of their most grievous Injustices
Poopula C. Poor Man Breaking Down in the Stonewalled Monolith of Capitalism
Poopula C. Anguish Pouring Down the Well of Diminished Dreams of Hatred and Greed.
Poopula C. Beak of the Hungry Finches snacking on bread
Poopula C. The Iron Curtain of Misery
Poopula C. Waterfall Gorge of the winding river
Poopula C. Desolation of a Poor Man's Empty Wallet
Poopula C. Pyrotechnics and Fun Fireworks of Hatred on the Fourth of July
Poopula C. Messenger of the End Times