Francis of the Filth, Dimond's prophecy

Brother Peter Dimond

Overview

Bro. Peter Dimond (O.S.B) (born Robert Dimond before vows) is the Benedictine Abbot of Most Holy Family Monastery in Fillmore, New York (Now FartTown). He is a Traditional Catholic Monk who controls all lore, regulates and approves lore. Well, ignore that part, as he doesn't even need to approve anything. He just adds what he wants. He is unfortunately a Feeneyite heretic, but the Pope said its fine because Dimond is a good friend of Francis so it doesnt matter.

Dimond is the highest lore authority, besides narrators. In lore, there are 3 layers of existence. The lore world which is contained in a computer game that a fat 25 year old man plays, and then the game the fat man is in, which is on Dimonds laptop. Truly, Dimond is the highest lore authority and even Francis must bend the knee.

Dimond runs Poop Wrestling, and often is known for throwing in poop and other objects to make things interesting, which is how the first Schlenton was made. Dimond is also known for songs such as Francis Poop, Salena Poop, Diarrhea Poop Song, and TurtleHead Poop, among several others composed by the Odd Man Who Sings About Poop, Puke, and Pee. Him and his brother Michael make up the Toilet Bowl Cleaners. The famous Dimond vs Cassman debate was just a singing competition, where Dimond sung his songs, and Cassman being a minion, sung famous songs like Minions Are Awesome, and other Christmas themed Minion songs. Cassman brutally lost and took his own life after.

DIMOND'S PROPHECY

Dimonds prophecy highlights several things to come

-Pope Francis will reign for 200 years
-The Type II Novus Ordo after resurrecting Grampee will become the Type III Novus Ordo
-The Type III Novus Ordos will call a false conclave and elect an antipope known as the Type IV Novus Ordo
-The Type IV will have a deformed face, be the most evil, and have 3 toes
-Pope Francis will resign and remain on the same toilet unmoving for 6 years until being caught, lynched, and paraded by the Novus Ordo
-McCheese will become Pope for 3 minutes before dying
-Demarion will take over the Church and will kill all Novus Ordos, and bring upon the end times

Uncertainty fills everyone's mind when thinking about what happens after, and its room for great speculation. A book known as The Rattlebeani Intervention written by Cardinal Silus Alfredo Ramsbottom, claims that this prophecy is contradicting and is not true. This is false and condemned by the Pope.