Francis of the Filth, Dimond's prophecy
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Francis of the Filth, Dimond's prophecy
Bro. Peter Dimond (O.S.B) (born Robert Dimond before vows) is the Benedictine Abbot of Most Holy Family Monastery in Fillmore, New York (Now FartTown). He is a Traditional Catholic Monk who controls all lore, regulates and approves lore. Well, ignore that part, as he doesn't even need to approve anything. He just adds what he wants. He is unfortunately a Feeneyite heretic, but the Pope said its fine because Dimond is a good friend of Francis so it doesnt matter.
Dimond is the highest lore authority, besides narrators. In lore, there are 3 layers of existence. The lore world which is contained in a computer game that a fat 25 year old man plays, and then the game the fat man is in, which is on Dimonds laptop. Truly, Dimond is the highest lore authority and even Francis must bend the knee. This is known as the Omniverse.
Dimond runs Poop Wrestling, and often is known for throwing in poop and other objects to make things interesting, which is how the first Schlenton was made. Dimond is also known for songs such as Francis Poop, Salena Poop, Diarrhea Poop Song, and TurtleHead Poop, among several others composed by the Odd Man Who Sings About Poop, Puke, and Pee. Him and his brother Michael make up the Toilet Bowl Cleaners. The famous Dimond vs Cassman debate was just a singing competition, where Dimond sung his songs, and Cassman being a minion, sung famous songs like Minions Are Awesome, and other Christmas themed Minion songs. Cassman brutally lost and took his own life after.
DIMOND'S PROPHECY
Dimonds prophecy highlights that when St. Hitler returns (which he already has), St. Hitler will be nominated the Pope of the Novus Ordo by Führer and former antipope Grem Grems. St. Hitler will then team up with Oskar Dirlewagner to complete the Annihilation of Russia, an event that will soul trap the entire Slavic race into the Soul Cairn, giving St. Hitler extreme power. To also gain power, St. Hitler will soul trap Pastor John before the End Times can start.
It is also predicted that Pope Trancis will activate the Annihilation of Mankind sometime around this time, killing millions of people in the process.
All of these events will come before the final End Times war. A war between Sicily, France, the Holy Roman Empire, and the Novus Ordo will break out. The war will cause so much destruction and death that the HRE will dissolve and be unified under the NSDAP. Eventually, the Novus Ordo will reach Rome and encircle the city.
The prophecy states that St. Hitler will challenge Pope Francis to an honorable duel, one that will result in massive destruction of the city and the area as two of the most powerful beings in the omniverse fight to the death. It is predicted that Pope Francis will be defeated and, in guilt and resignation, will lock himself in the bathroom of St. John Lateran for 6 years, until Novus Ordite SS forces force him out and execute him, parading his dead body around Rome and Berlin. During the war, Sicily will annex and take France after Joseph Goebbels is chosen as the king of Sicily, but will be beaten back by the Novus Ordo who annex France, executing the royalty, including King Richard Watterson. During the Sicilian occupation before the Novus Ordo capture France, Poopula will start a second French Revolution and cripple the Sicilian hold of Paris. When St. Hitler takes Paris, Poopula and the rest of the Schlentons in the world will be entirely eradicated by mass soul gem enslavement.
During the time when Francis is on the toilet, St. Cheese will become the Pope for around 6 minutes after being baptized by Demarion. The baptism would kill the Rat possessing him, and John XXIII's body would be so weakened that he would die. Around this time, the Anti-Gremist factions in the Novus Ordo and St. Hitler will team up and kill Grem Grems, Pooniella, and the Rattleboneists, ending the Novus Ordo modernist heresy, proclaiming that they are "Following In Francis' Footsteps." St Hitler will step down as the pope of the Novus Ordo and will fight for Demarion to be elected as the true pontiff of the Catholic Church.
When Demarion is elected Pope, St. Hitler will grant him back the Papal States, return France to the Bourbons, and emancipate Sicily under a fascist government.
It is rumored, however, that Francis and St. Hitler may achieve CHIM, and the execution may be postponed if St. Hitler comes to Francis on the toilet with the revelation. If they time travel together, they might return to the End Times battle and fake a defeat, but cunningly move in to destroy Dimond and assume control of the game. In this ending, Poopula, Uncle Free, Pope Francis, Pastor John, and Richard Watterson will remain alive.
Uncertainty fills everyone's mind when thinking about what happens after, and its room for great speculation. A book known as The Rattlebeani Intervention written by Cardinal Silus Alfredo Ramsbottom, claims that this prophecy is contradicting and is not true. This is false and condemned by the Pope.