Brother Peter Dimond

Overview

Bro. Peter Dimond (O.S.B) (born Robert Dimond before vows) is the Benedictine Abbot of Most Holy Family Monastery in Fillmore, New York. He is a Traditional Catholic Monk who controls all lore, regulates and approves lore. Well, ignore that part, as he doesn't even need to approve anything. He just adds what he wants.

Dimond is the highest lore authority, besides narrators. In lore, there are 3 layers of existence. The lore world which is contained in a computer game that a fat 25 year old man plays, and then the game the fat man is in, which is on Dimonds laptop. Truly, Dimond is the highest lore authority and even Francis must bend the knee.

Dimond runs Poop Wrestling, and often is known for throwing in poop and other objects to make things interesting, which is how the first Schlenton was made. Dimond is also known for songs such as Francis Poop, Salena Poop, Diarrhea Poop Song, and TurtleHead Poop, among several others composed by the Odd Man Who Sings About Poop, Puke, and Pee.