Francis of the Filth, Dimond's prophecy
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Francis of the Filth, Dimond's prophecy
Bro. Peter Dimond (O.S.B) (born Robert Dimond before vows) is the Benedictine Abbot of Most Holy Family Monastery in Fillmore, New York (Now FartTown). He is a Traditional Catholic Monk who controls all lore, regulates and approves lore. Well, ignore that part, as he doesn't even need to approve anything. He just adds what he wants. He is unfortunately a Feeneyite heretic, but the Pope said its fine because Dimond is a good friend of Francis so it doesnt matter.
Dimond is the highest lore authority, besides narrators. In lore, there are 3 layers of existence. The lore world which is contained in a computer game that a fat 25 year old man plays, and then the game the fat man is in, which is on Dimonds laptop. Truly, Dimond is the highest lore authority and even Francis must bend the knee. This is known as the Omniverse.
Dimond runs Poop Wrestling, and often is known for throwing in poop and other objects to make things interesting, which is how the first Schlenton was made. Dimond is also known for songs such as Francis Poop, Salena Poop, Diarrhea Poop Song, and TurtleHead Poop, among several others composed by the Odd Man Who Sings About Poop, Puke, and Pee. Him and his brother Michael make up the Toilet Bowl Cleaners. The famous Dimond vs Cassman debate was just a singing competition, where Dimond sung his songs, and Cassman being a minion, sung famous songs like Minions Are Awesome, and other Christmas themed Minion songs. Cassman brutally lost and took his own life after.
Dimond is known for being "subtle". In order to be subtle you must be the following
-A feeneyite
-Not divisive
-Subtle
Being subtle really means doing things behind the scenes and not causing issues, while being divisive means causing large breakouts and chaos. In the lore, all characters are divided into either being subtle or divisive.
Apparently despite being very divisive, Dimond claims to be the most subtle character and calls himself "Mr. Subtle." , He and Michael have even gone so far as to rename themselves to the Subtle Brothers.
Dimond has used cronies known as "Schlentulas" to enforce his rules and to maintain the fact that he is subtle. His current Schlentula, Josh Denton, has been actively rebelling against him, and has almost reached a state of having more power than Dimond.
DIMOND'S PROPHECY
DIMOND'S PROPHECY
Dimonds prophecy highlights that when St. Hitler returns (which he already has), St. Hitler will be nominated the Pope of the Novus Ordo by Führer and former antipope Grem Grems. St. Hitler will then team up with Oskar Dirlewagner to complete the Annihilation of Russia, an event that will soul trap the entire Slavic race into the Soul Cairn, giving St. Hitler extreme power.
Following the Battle of Saint Clair Shores, a major battle predicted by Dimond, and the collapse of the Weisenburger Religion, St. Hitler can complete his major goals to defeat Pope Francis. He with the help of Giacomo Lercaro, called the Night of the Long Bones, banned Rattleboneism entirely in the Novus Ordo, which led to Kevin Hertel, Mr. JustAFriend, Ron DeHondt, and several other Rattleboneist members of the NSDAP fleeing to Uganda and forming the RattleNazi party.
The prophesied civil war in Sicily happened on time, with the Second Sicilian Civil War being fought between Il Poo and the Muvimentu Fascista Sicilianu. Pope Francis as prophecy states, cut her head off after the war. However, Joseph Goebbels took power and reformed the Kingdom of Sicily, declaring himself an absolute monarchist. He has since regained several old lands, and is looking to expand further, pushing for a future war with all of Europe.
With the collapse of the HRE, the Novus Ordo took near-full control of Germany, further solidifying St. Hitler's control. Soon he plans to execute Pooniella, ending the Rattlebones, and preparing for total war. Along with the collapse of the HRE, Ramiro Ledesma Ramos has taken power in Spain, reforming it as a Falangist state, and Hungary is now a Clerical Fascist state. Only Austria under Leopold V remains Habsburg controlled. Italy and the Papal States remain under Francis.
All of these events will come before the final End Times war. A war between Sicily, France, Spain, Austria, and the Novus Ordo will break out. The war will cause so much destruction and death that the HRE will dissolve and be unified under the NSDAP. Eventually, the Novus Ordo will reach Rome and encircle the city.
The prophecy states that St. Hitler will challenge Pope Francis to an honorable duel, one that will result in massive destruction of the city and the area as two of the most powerful beings in the omniverse fight to the death. It is predicted that Pope Francis will be defeated and, in guilt and resignation, will lock himself in the bathroom of St. John Lateran for 6 years, until Novus Ordite SS forces force him out and execute him, parading his dead body around Rome and Berlin. During the war, Sicily will annex and take France after Joseph Goebbels is chosen as the king of Sicily, but will be beaten back by the Novus Ordo who annex France, executing the royalty, including King Richard Watterson. During the Sicilian occupation before the Novus Ordo captures France, Poopula will start a second French Revolution and cripple the Sicilian hold of Paris. When St. Hitler takes Paris, Poopula and the rest of the Schlentons in the world will be entirely eradicated by mass soul gem enslavement.
When Pope Freencis is elected Pope, St. Hitler will grant him back the Papal States, return France to the Bourbons, and emancipate Sicily under a fascist government.
It is rumored, however, that Francis and St. Hitler may achieve CHIM, and the execution may be postponed if St. Hitler comes to Francis on the toilet with the revelation. If they time travel together, they might return to the End Times battle and fake a defeat, but cunningly move in to destroy Dimond and assume control of the game. In this ending, Poopula, Uncle Free, Pope Francis, Pastor John, and Richard Watterson will remain alive.
Uncertainty fills everyone's mind when thinking about what happens after, and its room for great speculation. A book known as The Rattlebeani Intervention, written by Cardinal Silus Alfredo Ramsbottom, claims that this prophecy is contradictory and is not true. This is false and condemned by the Pope.