Bugslys Past Life

Many decades ago before the creation of Nigmontinism, Bugsly was a normal family man with a son named Tyrone and wife named Shaniqua. During this time of Bugsly’s life he was being abused by his son Tyrone which eventually turned him into the deeply disturbed Pan-Africanist psychotic Pope we know today. A brief summary of the actions that transpired in Bugslys lay past life are:

Bugsly accidentally interrupts his 12-year-old son Tyrone masturbating. He apologizes and reassures Tyrone that the act is natural, unaware that Tyrone was masturbating to a photograph of Bugsly.

Years later, during Tyrones wedding to his wife, Bugslys wife/Tyrones mother Shaniqua discovers Tyrone secretly performing oral sex on a distressed Bugsly. Despite being disturbed, Shaniqua tries to regain her composure. That night, while Shaniqua is in the shower, Bugsly leaves a typed memoir underneath Shaniqua's pillow called "Cocoon Man: Confessions by Bugsly". The memoir chronicles Bugslys experience of being incestuously abused by his son. Tyrone discovers it and threatens him not to print any more copies.

That night, while Bugsly is listening to "Lush Life" in the bath, Tyrone breaks down the door and rapes him, causing him to have the massive butt cheeks everyone knows of. Shaniqua hears Bugslys screams but ignores them. The next day, Bugsly attempts to leave the house with a secret copy of "Cocoon Man" but is led into another confrontation with Tyrone, who gaslights him about their relationship. Bugsly runs out into the street, where he is struck by an oncoming van (where his family assumes he is dead but he secretly continued living and started a new life as the Nigmontinist Pope we know today).

After Bugslys "funeral", Shaniqua decides to confront Tyrone, speculating that the abuse began 10 years ago during his prom night as she remembers Bugsly crying for hours after it. Tyrone tells Shaniqua that she is delusional and she calls him Bugslys killer, causing him to lash out and tell Shaniqua that he loved Bugsly better than she ever did. Tyrone attempts to strangle Shaniqua, only for her to stab him with a knife. He then tries forcing her head into the fireplace but she stabs him to death with a fire iron, throws the copy of "Cocoon Man" into the fire, and sobs to death as she watches it burn. Bugslys entire family dies.