Heresy of Detmoldism

Formed by Blar and Pastor John, the Heresy of Detmoldism is a Colombian cult currently led by Blar. It is very highly condemned by Pope Francis.

ORIGINS

Formed in 2026 after Blar was bailed out of prison by her dad Tinious McBergenstein, she would live with Pastor John in the MegaJohn for a week or two, but they would decide to move to Colombia. Pope Marvin, her husband was nowhere to be found, so Blar had to travel without him.

Upon arriving, she found a group of anime haters who hated Catholicism and Sicily, and she united them together in her cult. Together with Pastor John she started writing the "Blarian Book of Zhiznogoogle" which is essentially a schizophrenic's ramblings on.

2 days later from its creation, Pastor John would leave after being bored, entrusting the cult to Blar. Blar would build a wooden shack outside Bogotá, and would gain a small following.

BELIEFS

The Heresy of Detmoldism relies on their religious book known as the "Blarian Book of Zhiznogoogle" which Blar wrote. Blar claims she is righteous and more holy than any holy person ever in existence. The book highlights several "laws" which all the HoD must follow to achieve salvation, which is some odd version of Heaven just with eternal punishment of anime and "hated beings" as covered later.

LAW I
Tranime is forbidden, this includes all anime, cartoons, or things that Blar just doesn't agree with

LAW II
Sicily is an evil country, because Il Poo is Sicilian, all Sicilians are devils and must die.
LAW III
CP and Pedophilia is fine, but victimizing and blaming someone for it is reasonable. For example, if you are a pedophile, you are fine, but if someone calls you out for it, you may claim you were the victim and they are evil
LAW IV
Must defend white civilization and culture, despite hating Sicilians and not being white at all
LAW V
Must defend Christianity and Catholicism, calling it the "white man religion" but at the same time must denounce it and say it is evil, and reject Pope Francis
LAW VI
Must lie and deceive people to defend Blars reputation, and use blackmail or threats to do so
LAW VII
Must hate Chuckism and especially Pope St. Cheese XXIII because he is labeled as Tranime Slop
Law VIII
Must hate Bishop Spongebob for being Tranime Slop
Law IX
Must support the Rattleboneists and the Novus Ordo agenda
Law X
Must find "Blarian" jokes funny and reject new lore changes, embracing dustanne, YoogleSnailvian reforms

Intervention from the Pope

If viewed closely, one could see that Bishop Mark Anthony Pivarunas is pictured in the far corner. Why you may ask? Pope Francis deployed him immediately to gain information on the cult, and very little is known about them. The Pope has not disclosed any further information on this topic

If one were to wonder, could Bluegill see this? No, she could not. She is auto IP banned from Franipedia.

As the Heresy of Detmoldism becomes a main religion in Columbia, Francis sent his most feared inquisitor, Pope Glarvin to assist Bishop Pivarunas in his espionage mission and in sabotaging the hierarchy of the cult from within the inside.

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