SpongeBob SquarePants

SpongeBob SquarePants is an excommunicated Albanian (formerly Catholic) prelate first employed by the SPBEVK, ordained and consecrated by Archbishop Marcel Lefebvre. For some time he was the superior general of the SPBEVK , before leaving and joining Francis, eventually falling to schism once again. He used to be an auxiliary Bishop in the Archdiocese of Bari.

Bishop SpongeBob has made massive contributions after his temporary conversion and is the reason why Franipedia can even exist. 

Sponge had originally lived in Bikini Bottom which is inside Pooniellas "nether region". After Hey had unplugged the hole as a "funny prank" and the entire of Bikini Bottom poured out, Sponge was free and wandered around, eventually obtaining Holy Orders from Archbishop Marcel Lefebvre of the SPBEVK. In November 2025, Sponge had left the SPBEVK and was known as "Reconcile" after reconciling with Pope Francis.

On March 16th he made an announcement claiming that "il poo is not mymy" which is in direct schism and contradiction of the established lore, causing an automatic excommunication followed by a total condemnation by Pope Francis. After researching into it, the Holy Office under Cardinal Giancarlo de'Medici had concluded that Sponge had been masturbating to Mymy in secrecy, after a data breach performed on his computer running UncleFree.exe by the Vatican. Spongebob is in support of constitutional Sicily. He no longer possesses jurisdiction and has once again been excommunicated the. He is now a member of Weisenburger where he was sent by Edward Weisenburger to convert the people of Bikini Bottom.

Sponge is also known for being quick to accuse others of LARPing for miniscule reasons. Once he accused a narrator of LARPing Christianity for displaying an image of Our Lady Queen of Martyrs in Fraser Michigan. Bishop Sanborn was disappointed in the schismatic sponge.