The Schlenton In Striped Pyjamas

The Schlenton In Striped Pyjamas is a harrowing and gritty story, describing the horrible conditions that the Schlentons endure in Franwitz and the Franocaust. It was directed by Grem Grems and Rattlebeani as anti-francis propaganda. Despite being called a "true story" there is no evidence of Poopula C. Innocent existing, and no records from the Schlenton Factory, Franwitz, or Papal Records Of Poop have his name.

Francis our Pope has condemned the movie by saying the Franocaust is not happening, Franwitz is a prison, and the movie is very specific towards only showing the Schlentons in the camp, and not the protestants, Jews, Freemasons, schismatic orthodox, Sicily haters, and snails in the camp.

The movie begins with the main character, Poopula C. Innocent with a group of 3 other Schlentons. As they stumble around they are captured by Imperial HRE soldiers and thrown in a train, where they are taken to Franwitz. There, they are brutally beaten, forced to do labor, and mass slaughtered. Poopula C. Innocent at the end manages to stumble his way to freedom following an attack by the Novus Ordo, saving the Schlentons and burning down Franwitz.