Bugslys Butt Cheeks

Bugsly is perhaps most famous for his extremely large buttocks, which are venerated as an existing first-class relic. Within Nig-Nebraskan culture and devotional practice, it is customary to kiss the peak of each cheek whenever he passes by as a symbol of respect and submission to divine authority.

Franists are known to circulate many unflattering photographs of Bugsly's buttocks in which the fascia sashes on his individual butt cheeks are falling off.