American Denton

THE MOVIES

American Denton movies are made by American Denton, chairman of China. There are thousands of them, but most only last around 3–5 seconds, some being still images that flash repeatedly and are shown for 2 hours. American described the movies to be revolutionary and "anti capitalist". Most GIFs you come across, are likely pirated American Denton movies.

THE PERSON

American Denton is one of the few 4 people living in the entirety of China. After he took power, he starved the entire population to death in a matter of days. He currently lives in a small shack in the middle of the Gobi Desert.

Growing up American studied and was a student of Xiao Hong Zhou, the most wise and fastest man in the world. After his training, he disobeyed his orders to live a wise life, and banished Xiao Hong Zhou to the top of Mount Everest.