Pope Maculon

Aliases: Maculon, Garbage Truck, The Pope Of Hell, MacuGarbage, Poopulon, Hell, Cigarette Butts, Ziggy, Zingly Zangly Zingulon, Siegfried, Ziggy Maculon, Benedict, Human Dignity Block, Benediction of the Mind, Benedict XVI, Pope von und zu Trauttsmandorf, Condescending, Frozen Custard

Pope Maculon is the prince of hell, and eventually became even more evil than Satan himself, taking over hell. Maculon speaks in a deep, scratchy, condescending and demonic voice

 Pope Maculon would then run the Pope Maculon 666 Hotline, a phone connection service which uses the Talking Ben software. When calling, it connects to a operator sort of connection, where you state who you wish to call. Below are some of the pre-recorded lines

"Welcome to the Pope Maculon 666 Hotline, who do you wish to call?"
"Call-u-lon-ing"
"Do you have a Pope Maculon 666 Hotline Account? Yes or  No"

Pope Maculon during the time of Fran-Wars, larped as Emperor Palpatine and helped construct the FranStar.

 Maculon has also written the book "Dominus Maculon" which is a collection of satanic texts.

 Maculon is also able to cast lightning, and electrocute people very easily. He will typically say "ELECTR-U-LON

 Maculon also has an obsession with garbage trucks and is every garbage truck driver. 

Maculon is also a German patriot calling the counry "Maculand". Anytime Germany is mentioned, Maculon appears and talks about it.

His most famous line is "Who the fuck still calls me Benedict"

Maculon was once the Pope for 2 minutes in 2005 after Pope Francis had run into Ardmore because he had felt a fatal poop coming. After Francis named Maculon the Pope, Maculon changed the title to "MacuPope" and had turned the entire world into hell for 2 minutes, causing the death of billions, with Maculon of course taking them in to literal hell. After Francis came back out, Maculon resigned and Francis was then again the pope. 

Maculon has extremely brittle bones and risks grinding them into literal dust whenever he completes a task more than working, and can even grind them up while eating for example. Maculon (most of the time) cannot string a full sentence together because it is extremely painful for his vocal cords, so he just will say the name of a random home appliance.

Maculon has a career as a professional vocalist, and had sung at Zhizhnobud and Kosh's wedding. Many people travel the world to hear his beautiful angelic voice on stage. Pope Francis and Il Poo being his top customers. His favorite song is Grosser Gott wir loben dich, which everyone really really loves when he sings it.

 During the African Invasion, Maculon would famously be alive and present in Germany but would fail to defeat the African army. He would move to Sicily to team up with Ducetious and together would defeat the African invasion in Sicily. Because of this, Maculon is the last white German in the world, and likely the last white European that isnt Sicilian.

Before he became a devil and a bit before the African Invasion, Ziggys dad and mom were killed in a bandit raid. After this, the Gingerbread man adopted him and raised him in a gingerbread and cookie dough house in Bavaria.