Mr. JustAFriend

Wilhelm Mohnke or better known as Mr. JustAFriend, is a high-ranking Novus Ordite general and member of the RattleNazis. He served in World War II on the Austrian Front, the invasion of Uganda, the Battle of Saint Clair Shores, and the Rattleboneist Civil War. He remains alive due to satanic black magic.

Wilhelm Mohnke was born in an upper-class Rattleboneist family in Germany in 1911. He enlisted in the Wehrmacht at a young age and helped reorganize the Wehrmacht with Adolf Hitler when the NSDAP was being created in the 1920s. In 1934, he was nearly assassinated by police forces employed by Reinhard Heydrich, narrowly escaping the gunfire by using some form of dark magic. Before the war, Mohnke and Hitler were distant and resented each other. While Hitler at the time was a modernist, he despised the Rattleboneists for their degeneracy but had to reluctantly accept their help to win the war.

As the war broke out, Mohnke led his forces into Austria and initially made great progress, securing Brannau am Inn by 1939. He was later moved to Aachen, where he decisively defeated Vittorio Ambrosio, one of Mussolini's top generals in a decisive battle, leading to the cities eventually downfall. During a visit to Berlin, Mohnke was shot by Catholic partisans in the gut. While he survived, he was hospitalized and unfit to command, a state that lasted until the wars end. While in the hospital, he was nicknamed “Mr. JustAFriend” by the nurses, who had raped him while in an unconscious state and lied to their husbands. News traveled around, and the saying became famous and connected to him.

After the war ended, Rattleboneist agents were able to secure Mohnke and take him to a hideout before he could be apprehended and tried for his crimes. While in Rattleboneist custody, he helped Paul VI, who had stayed in the same hideout as him create the Neuordnung, which would later become the Novus Ordo. In 1967, Mohnke was sent to Uganda to assist in the annexation. When Uganda was subjugated, Mohnke remained in Uganda for several years as the chief of the army until his replacement by Kevin Hertel in 2023. 

After he was removed from his post in Uganda, he was tasked by St. Hitler to lead the invasion of Saint Clair Shores. Despite being outnumbered and fighting a better-entrenched enemy, he co-ordinated a coup at St. Isaac Johns, deposing Edward Weisenburger and installing Joe Barron as its new leader, and contact Ron DeHondt to fight at St. Margarets, he was able to take the cities forces by suprise, defeating Caleb Cockaroach and Pope Francis in battle with the help of his other commanders like Himmler from TinyTown.

He did not get to revel in his victory for long, as 4 months later, he joined Kevin Hertel in rebelling against the NSDAP. He traveled back to Uganda, narrowly avoiding the Night of the Long Bones in his escape. From there, he is working with Pooniella and Hertel. He is trying to convince retired officer, Ron DeHondt into joining, however nothing has came of it so far.