Clowncis

Clowncis is another well known Francis variant. Clowncis was during the period after Swampcis, and is best categorized as the time when Pope Francis sent pizzas to Kosh (among other things) along with the war on Pat O'Briens

Clowncis after deciding to leave the life of prostitution behind, decided to work as clown for little kids (most notably DDs and Il Poos kids) however this would change, as he would start prank ordering thousands of dollars worth of pizza to Kosh's house, initiating the Kosh-Clowncis War. Clowncis won the war after around 10k worth of pizza was sent, 3 bounce houses were installed, a water damage inspection team arrived at his house, and another clown visited him. Not knowing who was ordering these things, Eddie Kosh, Kosh's father, began brutally beating him with his poop infested gaming chair, as Clowncis would watch through the window, or light his house on fire whilst bouncing in a bounce castle

After the war was over, Clowncis began prank calling Pat O'Briens, which was still under control by King LGBT. Without his power as Francis, he wasn't able to retake it, so he began a prank calling war on Pat O' Brien's. The prank calls were mostly regarding Docta Mista Hou trying to find his nephew Meeg Turg, a nickname for DD, or an overflow of poop in one of the bathrooms

However, Clowncis would lose the first half of the war, after King LGBT launched a counterattack and ensured the Pat O'Brien's number could not be reached. A while after, Francis was able to regain his power and would begin a large siege on Pat O'Briens, eventually resulting in the restaurants complete takeover, and Docta Mista Hou being reinstated into office.

Recently Clowncis prank called Joseph Pfeiffer and pretended to be Peter Dimond, which Pfeiffer believed and Francis had to play along with, answering questions. He intends to convince Pfeiffer to become a true Catholic and recognize Francis as the Pope.