Von Freencis Incorporated

Von Freencis INC. is a Syrian construction company based in the cities of Latakia, Dundee, Yokohama, Gaylord and Trento. Since Uncle Free will someday become Pope Freencis, Uncle Free had named the company after himself, and also because he is a pompous assclown.

Von Freencis was hired by then Father Sanborn and Pope Francis to do renovations on Our Lady Queen of Martyrs and is looked upon highly, despite their efforts to mass produce robot criminal rape-soldiers in the year of 2001, sent into Iraq during the Iraqcis war.

Von Freencis is also the main manufacturer of computers and arms for the Freecianian army and for the United Nations.

On 28 April 2026 Uncle Free was decomissioned from his position at Von Freencis due to impregnation scandals with Hey. Shortly after on 29 April after his 57th release from Time Prison, Uncle Free had retaken the company.