Order of Nine Schlentons

The Order of Nine Schlentons is a nihilistic, accelerationist, Schlentonist, and satanic cult founded by Poopula C. Horns of Revenge. It is in communion with the other satanist group, the Rattlebones, and they have worked together to cause lots of chaos and mayhem.

How can they do these things? They cant because they are pieces of poop! But Francis blames them and the cult does technically exist. Just who keeps setting these Schlentons up to do these acts and put them in ritual