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Aliases: Uncle Poop, The Good Uncle, Free, Free Uncle, The Funny Old Robot Full Of Poop, Penis Head
Former Syrian President, Hafez Al-Assad was growing old and needed to get replaced, so top scientists had needed to place his brain inside a computer and turn him formally into a cyborg, turning him into Uncle Free. He now has access to the entire internet and sometimes chooses a random person to hack and to type out the words "Uncle Fortuicon", who is Uncle Free's carbon based clone. Uncle Free had formed an army of Cyber-Police to roam the internet and the earth, known as the FreeBots. Uncle Free was the supreme commander of them and sought to form a World Dominion known as "Freeciania".
Uncle Free has one son who also became a robot. Bashar Al Assad is a cyborg and is now known as Uncle Free Junior.
Uncle Free's main computer is located in Pooniella Geed Beani's home on Alexander Street of St. Clair Shores, Michigan. He is a universal community guidelines automod
While unconfirmed by Dimond's prophecy, some rumors exist that Uncle Free will become Pope Freencis before Demarion's election. It is stated he will be Pope for 6 milliseconds before eventually shutting down.
Before being known as Uncle Free, an imposter was originally the first Free. Freedong was a 56 year old man online larping as a Georgian neo-confederate, but after we lost contact, we forced the poor old robot to be Freedong for us. Slowly over time, we forgot about Freedong, and Uncle Frees true self came through.
He also runs the bowling club known as the "The Hidden Society of Rape"