Uncle Free

Aliases: Uncle Poop, The Good Uncle, Free,  Free Uncle, The Funny Old Robot Full Of Poop.

Former Syrian President, Hafez Al-Assad was growing old and needed to get replaced, so top scientists had needed to place his brain inside a computer and turn him formally into a cyborg, turning him into Uncle Free. He now has access to the entire internet and sometimes chooses a random person to hack and to type out the words "Uncle Fortuicon", who is Uncle Free's carbon based clone. Uncle Free had formed an army of Cyber-Police to roam the internet and the earth, known as the FreeBots. Uncle Free was the supreme commander of them and sought to form a World Dominion known as "Freeciania".

Uncle Free's main computer is located in Damascus, Syria, in the Assad Palace. His secondary supercomputer is located in Pooniella Geed Beani's home on Alexander Street of St. Clair Shores, Michigan. He is a universal community guidelines automod