Poopula C. Burnt At The Stake

Poopula C. Burnt At The Stake is the Attention Seeker at Our Lady Queen of Martyrs. He lurks in the basement area away from the bookstore and main room and in the storage room, where he hunts for intruders after everyone leaves. 

While he mainly stays neutral and won't attack those attending the mass, he will become very hostile and attack anyone still at the church besides people who have already spoken to him for permission.  If anyone is caught trespassing, he shoves them in the furnace and burns them, and scoops up their ashes for medicinal use, as human ashes can heal Attention Seekers.

His origins are unknown but due to his proximity to the original Attention Seeker (the one that guards the portal to FartTown) only being a few miles away and his general appearance, its likely he was part of Louis Armstrongs band. Remember, Louis Armstrong is Poopula C. Attention Seeker himself, so its likely Burnt At The Stake could have been in the band as well.