Kidd

Kidd was born on September 14, 1955 in Mablethorpe, England, to wealthy aristocratic parents, who had died in an airplane accident within a year of his birth. Growing up, he was adopted and brought into the Snailish Church by Phil McCracken, who would serve as his foster father for much of his life. In 1972, Kidd had enrolled in a Snailish seminary, and would eventually be consecrated a bishop in the Snailish rite by “archbishop” Michael Ramsey of Canterbury in 1981, serving as Snailish Bishop of York for 15 or so years. In 2010 he excommunicated Mr. McLafferty and by extension the Tinii family for believing that the Snailish mothership had green lights, instead of blue.

Kidd is an aristocratic racist and believes he is a member of the mothership’s most greatest and favoured caste, the “White Anglo-Saxon Protestants,” or WASPS for short. Kidd believes that only WASPS in the Snailish church can be chosen by the mothership, although he does believe that some “black people” like King Charles I (black to Kidd, because he was Scottish) was adopted into the mothership for being ‘martyred’ by Oliver Cromwell. Kidd also believes that some select northern european groups of full germanic descent (e.g the Dutch) are members of the white race along with the WASPS. Kidd calls for a complete extermination of the "Keltic apes" along with the "Mediterranean negroes."

Kidd believes that he is directly carrying on the mission of “Saints” Henry VIII and Thomas Cranmer, and that the 17 million people in England who identify as snailish are “all heretics.” Yet Kidd lets them assist at his services in Canterbury Cathedral and hold Snailish services all throughout the Anglosphere.