El Hou 

Aliases: El Gringo, El Houlihan, Fastest Gun In The West

El Hou is the son of Docta Mista Hou, and is defined by two periods of his life:

SPANISH/IMPERIAL SOLDIER

El Gringo was first appointed as a lieutenant by Carlos I/Karl V in 1521, and later jointly declared as a Spanish and Imperial field marshal in the Thirty Years Francis, and was known to be a very serious combatant, commander and conquistador. El Hou would also be known for nearly wiping out Blar's family, among thousands of other indigenous tribes in South America. However, he would go rogue in the 1700s after the House of Bourbon had taken the Spanish Crown, and become a cowboy.

COWBOY

El Gringo would be exiled from the army in 1698 by the Inbred king, Carlos II, and would grow much contempt for Spain. In 1812, he'd move out west and lived as an outlaw, eventually being known as El Gringo by natives. He would live through dozens of duels, train robberies and was among the most feared men of the west. El Gringo would almost be caught, and had to move East to Michigan to hide as a young marine to escape the law where he would befriend Vile Schlomo, and Birdy Baird.

It is almost entirely unknown where El Hou is now, and it is likely he is back slingin out west