Craigslist Barflihan

Craiglist Barflihan is Il Poos grandpa, and is a Habsburg related to Pope Francis. He is also known as Phillip IV of Spain. He frequently hired El Hou to assist in wars. He is known as "The Planet King".

His son is Joseph Goebbels, the father of Il Poo.

He managed to take the island of Sicily in 1640, but was overthrown in 1651 when Sicily was retaken. Il Poo uses this to prove the Habsburgs have a valid claim to Sicily.