Weisenburger

Formed by Archlayman Edward Weisenburger in 2012, Weisenburger is a schismatic sect of the Novus Ordo which claims to be the true form of Catholicism founded by Jesus, with apostolic succession dating to St. Peter himself. 

They believe in several things
-The Sea is Vacant
-Communion is to be administered by fat black women
-Edward Weisenburger is the Pope
-Pius XII was the last valid Pope

Every mass is different and is based on the will of Weisenburger. Sometimes it is a reverent Novus Ordo, others its a straight pizza party it really depends. "Communion" is administered by fat black women and given to all manners of people, including Freemasons as pictured. Most masses however feature "Hell Yeah" events, like Weisenburger showing up with pyrotechnincs, a monster truck and wrestling a T-rex with machetes taped on it while his Papal anthem "Its the final countdown" blasts around the church. Think of everything that men would go "hell yeah" too. Trucks, UFC, star wars, monster trucks, explosions, wrestling, football. All these things are featured during a Weisenburger mass.

Despite being consecrated by Grem Grems, which Weisenburger calls an Antipope, he still openly admits his Holy Orders are valid and has the authority of valid consecrations, but Pope Francis and those in the "Francis Sect" do not.

After the sack of Detroit by the Attention Seekers, he has since moved to Saint Clair Shores to take residence in St. Isaac Johns, declaring that it's the new St. Peters. 

Weisenburger has teamed up with Gabe McLafferty and the St. John Neumann Parish in Ohio, and is opening St. Peter of the Field as a secondary Basilica to Pope Weisenburger.

Sicilian constitutionalist and anti-franist, Il Poo recently agreed to join Weisenburger and has been destroying Catholic Churches to replace them with Weisenburger Churches. Following Sponges schism and later excommuncation, Spongebob is now a bishop in Weisenburger and has been sent on behalf of Edward Weisenburger to convert Bikini Bottom.