Poopula C. AttentionSeeker

Poopula C. Attention Seeker is a 9 foot tall piece of poop that wears a pimp outfit. While he is a Poopula, he is not a Schlenton, which means he is fully sentient unlike Poopula C Schlenton. Attention Seeker was created while Pope Francis was in a poop factory and accidentally added part of Brother Peter Dimonds life serum. After he realized his mistake he locked it in the Macomb-Clinton Library while it started to grow bigger and eventually start chasing and crushing innocent people. It must be noted that Attention Seeker only comes out during the day, and hides at night in his secret poop lair where he would eat his victims. Attention Seeker was also for a long time impossible to kill, because he could just reform himself, however when Pope Chuckley went in to find some cheese, he was chased by Attention Seeker, but Chuckley was fast enough to outrun and eventually took down AttentionSeeker and ate him, finally ending the giant poop monster

However, after a genetic breakup with George E. Brainton, a Schlenton dressed as George Romero, a new attention seeker was created, and they began multiplying through a process known as Schlentification, a process to create an Attention Schlenton, which will drain the Attention Seekers energy and life force to a point of constant fatigue and weakness for the rest of its life. 

Attention Seekers have been rapidly multiplying, as some unlucky individuals were recently given a hereditary gene by Dimond that if near poop, will transform them into an Attention Seeker.

Attention Seekers are highly intelligent, fully sentient, and are essentially 9 foot tall humans made out of poop.

He is now the guardian of Macomb Clinton Public Library and guards the toilet portal to FartTown

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