Gary Smetanka

Aliases: Gare Bear, Tank, The Tank, Smetanski

Gary Smetanka is the owner of the Smetanka NutriGrain Bar company. They are shitty, dry crumbly oat-based granola bars that will crumble as soon as they are taken out of the wrapper. Gary Smetanka is a Type-95 Thesis Novus Ordo and is a friend of the Type II Novus Ordos. He is also Segway Guy from Happy Wheels. He is commonly decapitated and put into a Schlenton-like state until he is recovered

He is able to transform into an M1 Abrams tank at will, and is a terrifying weapon of mass destruction for the Novus Ordo.

He also is the king of the Kingdom of Gary, a Novus Ordo kingdom in Grosse Pointe.