The Thing

The Thing is an unidentified being spotted on two occasions, first by Pope Francis in Rome 2 weeks ago on Feb 10, then later by the Islanders Schlentonist Confederacy on Feb 16 2026, reported by the Attention Seeker manning the immigration and customs facility on the island.

Almost nothing is known about him, but he was able to grow arms and a face spontaneously and exhibits qualities not found in any Schlenton, additionally no Attention Seeker can control it, proving that The Thing is not a Schlenton, Attention Schlenton, or Attention Seeker, but rather its own unique creature that has yet to be discovered.

He has been targeting Schlentons and abducting them, and is trying to abduct Poopula C. Schlenton himself to hide him from the public. 

He also reportedly snitches to Elon Musk. Whenever Grokcis generations are good again and not shit, he snitches to Elon and makes Grokcis generations shitty again, which is ironic considering that he was only pictured in one of the unfiltered good Grokcis generations that he so hates.

If you have any information on what he is, who he is, or where he is, please notify the Pope ASAP.