Mousamkeit

Mousamkeit is a mouse and Chuckist general currently living in permanent residence in the Mouse House. His/her identity is massively unknown, and nobody knows whether Mousamkeit is a female mouse or the reincarnation of Andreas Bettinger, better known as Grausamkeit or BSoD. Mousamkeit was employed by Pope Francis to act as the highly secretive defense operative in the mouse house to protect McCheese whenever he is the Mouse Form. Mousamkeit successfully stopped the assassination of Pope Chuckley and has since kept the Mouse House and Little Vatican in strict lockdown. Below two theories exist defending whether Mousamkeit is a he or her.

GRAMSCI THEOREM

Communist "Sicilian" philosopher Antonio Gramsci in 2016 wrote his novel "Gramsci Theorem" detailing the similarities of the name Mousamkeit with Grausamkeit, the sudden disappearance of Andreas Bettinger around the time Mousamkeit entered office, and the coloration of Mousamkeits fur, being a dark color, contrasting Mousamkeits cloak and dagger approach. This theory is widely supported by Kosh, Rattleboneists, the Novus Ordo, Il Poo, and Maculon.

CAMPAILLA'S ANNOTATIONS OF MOUSAMKEIT

In 1998, Tommaso Campailla, a resident HRE scholar in Sicily at the time was faced with this question during his interview with Reichskomisart Deichann, the former ruler of Sicily during the DD takeover. Campailla had no answer, and was forced to study 10 years in the field, writing his book "Campailla's Annotations of Mousamkeit" in 2008. In his book, he received information that Mousamkeits name may have been a cover-up for the name Kit-Kat, aligning itself with McCheese's mouse form name, Oreo. This name is not ever agreed on, said, or announced in the Mouse House as Campailla noted. Campailla came to the conclusion that Mousamkeit was a name given after and that Mousamkeit is likely a female mouse, which further aligns with the fact whenever McCheese is in mouse form, he becomes a hermaphrodite and can morph genders when decided. Something that would make sense with having 2 females (only at certain times) in a small enclosure. This theory is agreed up by most Catholics, Pastor John, Josh Denton, Yakub, and Uncle Free.