The Sacking of Detroit
The Sacking of Detroit
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The Sack of Detroit took place on 14 Feb 2026 at approximately 3:00 PM as an aggravated attack against the Novus Ordo and the Kingdom of Gary. The raid was led by Poopula C. Attentionseeker and was overall supplied by the Dimonds. Bystanders in the city of Detroit claimed to hear loud thumping noises around 2:30 PM shortly after Poopula C. Attentionseeker was released from the Macomb-Clinton library. After 10 minutes many people reported hearing loud New Orleans big band music shortly before an Attentionseeker had launched itself into the Renaissance center, ultimately damaging the building, which would later collapse at 6:38 PM EST.
It is unlikely Detroit will be rebuilt anytime soon, with the city of Poop Blar Eitknee becoming the biggest city in eastern michigan.
What Happened?
What Happened?
At 3:00 PM EST an army of what was speculated to be around 15,000 AttentionSeekers surrounded the city, with a disorganized charge into the city from the outskirts. Many Robo Niggas were killed and the local Novus Ordo garrison was eradicated. At 4:31 PM, Pope Francis had heard of what happened and decided to have fun by driving into the attentionseekers in Ziggy Maculon's garbage truck. Many of them were ran over. Shortly afterwards, barely after Francis' departure, an AttentionSeeker had fallen, destroying the truck. The Pope had strapped a rocket to his back and fled shortly before this had happened, landing into the ShitSea safely.
It is safe to say the AttentionSeekers have declared war on the Novus Ordo and that the city of Detroit is all but destroyed. Gary Smetanka has sued for peace, yet the Attentionseekers only see Grosse Pointe as a potential future target...
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